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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
I finally figured out adulting. Just kidding, I burnt my toast again.
My bed and I have a special relationship. We are perfect for each other.
I am on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Common sense is like deodorant. Those who need it most never use it.
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new look every morning.
Behind every great person is a substantial amount of coffee.
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, I need a nap.
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry.
I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode.
Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.
I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge.
Reality called, so I hung up.
My patience has the same battery life as my phone.
If we are not meant to eat at midnight, why is there a light in the fridge?
I need six months of vacation, twice a year.
Life update: currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.
I put the pro in procrastination.
Some days I amaze myself. Other days I put my keys in the fridge.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.
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