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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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I finally figured out adulting. Just kidding, I burnt my toast again.

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My bed and I have a special relationship. We are perfect for each other.

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I am on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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Common sense is like deodorant. Those who need it most never use it.

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I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new look every morning.

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Behind every great person is a substantial amount of coffee.

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I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, I need a nap.

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My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry.

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I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode.

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Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

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I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge.

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Reality called, so I hung up.

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My patience has the same battery life as my phone.

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If we are not meant to eat at midnight, why is there a light in the fridge?

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I need six months of vacation, twice a year.

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Life update: currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.

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I put the pro in procrastination.

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Some days I amaze myself. Other days I put my keys in the fridge.

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My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.

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